Top 5 Reasons Las Vegas Is Better Than Paris
The top 5 reasons why Las Vegas is better than Paris:
- The Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas is right across the street from the place that sells .99 cent shrimp cocktail
- It's just a short escalator ride from The Strips Eiffel Tower to the faux French Buffet inside of the Paris Casino...No unnecessary walking here
- English is the official language inside of Paris, Las Vegas
- The dealers in Las Vegas shave their underarms
- You can get to Las Vegas by Greyhound bus....Try getting to France by bus!!






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