Top 5 Reasons Las Vegas Is Better Than Paris

The top 5 reasons why Las Vegas is better than Paris:

  1. The Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas is right across the street from the place that sells .99 cent shrimp cocktail
  2. It's just a short escalator ride from The Strips Eiffel Tower to the faux French Buffet inside of the Paris Casino...No unnecessary walking here
  3. English is the official language inside of Paris, Las Vegas
  4. The dealers in Las Vegas shave their underarms
  5. You can get to Las Vegas by Greyhound bus....Try getting to France by bus!!

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